#perfect two

[purplina]

Why am I slowly slipping back to my Tsukiyama phase ? I never finished Haikyuu season 1 bc I was crying of stress everytime the crows had a match and I was exhausting myself, so it's not like I know the source material that much

It's just... I think they are so perfect for each other somehow

Also Kkumri on insta is keeping me ENTERTAINED w/ her little Haikyuu comics 🌸 (before them, there was Gusari and their IwaOi dj, true masterpieces, I don't take criticism)

Tbh most of the knowledge I have on Haikyuu comes from the fandom and you guys love to lie (you made new fans cry bc you told them daichi died fr) (and how come oikawa's knee injury is not real ?)

Anyways, I'm not a fan of the Friends to Lovers trope, but I think it's bc I read this trope only with het characters in YA novels when I was younger and it was probably executed poorly. However, Haikyuu gave us so many friends to lovers ships and you know what ? It works.

I would write an essay on how Tsukishima and Yamaguchi's dynamic compliment each other but my head is empty and I don't know how to think (it happens a lot, I should learn how to talk about romantic dynamics bc my poor aroace ass is struggling)

Bye ✌️😗

[loveforvanity]

Vanilia-Azanity♐︎❤️‍🔥♌︎

🏹🔥🦁 We are a fiery match made in heaven! 🪽

Leo-The Lion- Vanity: July 23-August 22

Sagittarius-The Archer- Smurfazalea: Nov 22-Dec 21

I've always wanted to know when Vanity's smurfday is! Based on Vanity's personality type, he is clearly a Leo since they crave being in the spotlight, admiration, and passion for beauty and arts. Certainly describes Vanity alright! As for me, my mind is always filled with wanderlust just like the heart of the true sags. My adventurous heart, spontaneous humor, and optimism will add variety to Vanity's life. His sensuality and confidence will keep me coming for more!

[gayrudeboys]

yesterday i was ringing up an old man at work and he asked if i wanted to see his pride and joy, pulled out his wallet, and in the place where you’d keep a picture of like your family he had this

[hansoeii]

only you.

[ash-and-starlight]

taking the crumbs of venetian agna qel’a chewing biting gnashing on them until there aren’t even bones left and then spitting out. carnevale northern water tribe style

[mischievous-thunder]

Bonus:

Nap time with the multiversal couple

[a-scary-lack-of-common-sense]

Doodle dump for the HWINEBHABWNAJCAHOWEEATOWEUB AU!!

A little Fiddleford doodle and the gang (FINALLY) going to get Ford some goddamn furniture in his shack.

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The doomed narrative twins >:)

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Fun fact: Wendy and Soos got 'hired' as Ford's unofficial lab assistants completely by accident! Soos kind of just. Attached himself to Ford, kind of similarly as he did with Stan.

Meanwhile, Wendy was recruited a little later when her friends dared her to enter the notorious "Mystery Shack" of the ever elusive Stanford Pines, mad scientist and eater of children (at least according to the rumors). When she discovered that Ford was just. Some nice guy, she felt bad and offered to help him clean up the mess she made by breaking in, and stuck around ever since :]

[chloesimaginationthings]

IDK what William Afton expected to happen in FNAF..

[cup-o-stars]

Happy B-Day to the Corasante!! ❤🕯🎂🕯❤

(Featuring way too many drawings)

[scutesketch]

Moss 4 his wifb

More doodles of the fairies being fairies.

(Part 3 I think)

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[katescribblesabit]

i want a season two so bad plz plz plz

i love the fairy Timmy au, its living rent free in my brain

i gave it my own little spinn on it

basically Cosmo, Wanda and Timmy somehow convinced the fairy counsel to let them adopt Timmy

Timmy signed the fairy certificate and became one permanently (making Ymmit appear, he gets thrown into anti fairy world right away)

i saw somewhere that peri is canonically around 20 years old in a new wish which will make Timmy around 30 years old

Timmy is not a fairy godparent himself, however he became the new author of the rewritten da rules from anw

since he was the one that exploited the loopholes of the old one the most, he was the perfect fairy to rewrite the book (with Jorgen reviewing it over before publishing) and ruining the fun for Dev lmao

in the battle of big wand Timmy gets thrown into the prison with his parents and brother, and it plays out like in the drawings

this would also be where he is "canonically" first shown on the show

anyway Timmy is living his best life as a fairy rn

[egophiliac]

tsum events really are just the best, huh

[thebaldursmouthgazette]

I’m sure Dumat being defeated the same year andraste was born means nothing

I’m sure this has nothing to do with the fact that andrastes mother was part of a tribe who helped the grey wardens fight and defeat dumat the same year she was born, meaning that she could have been a fetus affected by the taint in the proximity of a dying arch demon

And the fact that nobody knows which grey warden killed dumat, as seven wardens died from injuries from his death throes, and therefore we cannot actually identify a warden who absorbed his soul, means nothing

And I’m sure it is a complete coincidence that andraste had dreams and visions of the being later referred to as the maker her whole life, and behaved strangely, talking about hearing lost voices and seeing strange auras. That absolutely doesn’t sound like anyone else we know

[radiance1]

Danny has been reincarnated.

Which was an odd thing to realize, it wasn't even a slow one he just... snapped into it one day. One moment he was staring at a wall out of boredom the next, well, he was staring for an entirely different reason.

It was a task for his now young -he thinks around three years old?- mind to work its way through the memories, but it wasn't like he had much else to do honestly. So, what does he know?

His name is Danny, like, his actual name and not just a moniker. He was once a halfa and he already knows he's going to be missing invisibility and intangibility. He, well, died. For like, a second time which actually makes sense because reincarnation-

Anyways.

He was a clone of two people from this thing called the Justice League which, weird name but probably some government or activist group. Wonder Woman and Superman. Which were pretty weird names to name your kids but eh.

He doesn't really remember much besides that from this life, or the one from before but he's an adult! He'll figure things out once he gets out of this containment tube thing.

Did he mention he was in a test tube? He's a tube baby now. He thinks? Or maybe it's more like he's being contained.

Whatever.

So he breaks out. Thank you apparent superstrength that he has no idea why he has but he's not going to complain! He then wandered around all of the other test tubes, able to remember just enough of English to see that yea, they're dead.

He probably was too, before he had memories zapped into him. Or a vegetable.

He then finds this really big container, checks it out, then opens it because the clone inside isn't dead!

'Project Match' it said. He'll just call him Match.

Was he thanked for helping him? Nope. You would think that he would be thanked or at least somewhat respected for saving this guy but nope!

He was, quite literally, held up by his leg and dangled in the air. Who dangles a three-year-old?! Well, he was technically and adult but still! The next few things were a blur but after pulling off the old Fenton charm he found him and Match outside as he tried to stop him from attacking random people.

Luckily the charms and privilege of the youngest (he's assuming he's the youngest, because he's physically three) was more than enough to get through to him. Sure, the guy couldn't form words, really aggressive for literally no reason, really weird but also absolutely cool looking eyes. But he worked around the first issue by developing their own personal language from like grunts and stuff, the second he once again used his youngest privilege to boss him around and the third a pair of sunglasses easily fixed.

He just had to steer Match clear of those random S crest mark thingies. Which was a weird thing to hate but hey, he's not there to judge.

[rainbow-sunshine-unicorn]

People laughed at Anthony for this:

But, getting married literally solved ALL of his issues

Insomnia? Cured

Alcoholism? He found something better to drink

Anger Issues? Booped out of him

and THIS is who he’s married to:

Like of course, he has no complaints and thinks his marriage is perfect!!!

[awanderingtortoise]

love the bene gesserit. they're out there girlboss gatekeep gaslighting for 90 generations, perfectly and meticulously masterminding every political player of the universe into sexy times to create the Ultimate Manwhore and after ALL OF THAT. ALLLL OF THAT?

Dune timeline hits. we're here! we've done it! Our two greatest prospects!! Kwisatz Haderach! At last! And it's just fucking Kinky and Twinky over here like oh ok nice going I guess